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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Random Thoughts

Why do we park in the driveway but drive on the parkway? Were these named by kids during recess at elementary school on opposite day? Which, if I remember correctly, is every Tuesday.

I know that the word cookie comes from the Dutch word koekje, which means small cake, but to me, cookie sounds like something you cook. Cookies are baked. That's why I call them bakies.

Why are feet and teeth not foots and tooths like the rest of our multiple body parts?

Also, while I'm on the subject of plurals, a friend of mine recently asked me why the plural form of sheep is sheep and the plural form of fish is fish. I could not answer him because I was being chased by a pack of wolf.

That is all for now.